To my fellow former porteños,
In case any of you are terribly sad and missing our Buenos Aires querido, I bring you the joy of knowing that you can now have a little piece of Buenos Aires with you everyday. Remember the infamous diaper pants? What with the banded legs, the drop crotch, and the thigh areas that could hold many litres of medialunas? Well, I’ll have you know that you can now order them from our very own Urban Outfitters for the small price of US$58.00.

Urban Outfitters

And if any of you actually purchase these or snuck a pair into your luggage without the rest of us knowing, you should know that the fashion police will find you. (Edited for this blog to add: Oh, look! They already have!)

And then the snarky comments ensued, my favorite of which was the following from Aislinn:

Well, I like to wear them when I carry my baby kangaroo. It makes for a larger pouch.

From the listings I’ve found, it seems these pants are known to the “fashion élites” as Harem pants, but, as I scoured the web for photos I came across numerous nicknames that are far more fitting such as poopy pants, shitcatchers, Hammer pant (a la M.C. Hammer), and my personal favorite, diaper pants. I thought my friend Liz was pure genius when she gave them this name as we were walking down the street–I’m sure on one of our many “all-day lunches” around the city. Apparently she wasn’t the first.

Finally, to top it all off, as I was doing a little image research for this post I came across this little gem:

I Dream of Genie Pants, take 2

If you do not check out the above link you are missing out on a lifetime of laughs. And as a little tribute to my former hometown and fashion that apparently is not limited solely to the calles and boliches of Buenos Aires, but rather has been touted all over the runways for spring collections in Paris, Milan, and now the US, I leave you with this photo montage of this major fashion don’t:

For an additional slideshow of the variety of styles offered by every fashion label check out Shop Style. To wrap this post up, there was a question posed on Elle.com: How can I make spring’s slouchy trousers work well for me? My answer? Unless your name is Lawrence of Arabia or you live in Tunisia, you can’t. I rest my case.

Other posts you might be interested in:

• December 21, 2008 -- Mi Buenos Aires querido
• December 17, 2008 -- On Culture Shock
• November 8, 2008 -- Esperanzas Verdaderas

Over the many long bus rides or trips to cross borders people inevitably have their passports in hand at some time or another and it seems to be the norm that everyone wants to trade passports to see what other countries’ passports look like. After receiving mine back I spent a few moments in quiet reflection flipping through the pages and the answer finally occurred to me: I believe that I miss a United States of America that no longer exists. Or if it does exist, it exists for few and is no longer true of the entire country. For those of you who have never had the pleasure of seeing a U.S. passport, know that of all the passports I’ve flipped through, ours is the most elaborate, the most artistic, and the most inspiring. Within the pages there are background photos of the Liberty Bell, the Declaration of Independence, the Mayflower (or some other initial colonizing ship), a bald eagle, buffalo grazing on grass in front of snow-capped mountains, a steamboat cruising down a river, a farmer clad in blue jean overalls plowing the ground using a hand-held wooden plow pulled by oxen with wheat in the foreground and a homestead in the background, wild West cowboys herding cattle on horseback with mountains in the background, a coal-burning, black-iron train, a black bear with a fish dangling from its mouth, an Indian totem pole, among others.

Accompanying these various images are quotations across the top of the pages under which entry and exit visas are stamped. The quotations range from excerpts from the Declaration of Independence, to things said by various presidents like George Washington and Theodore Roosevelt and revolutionaries like Martin Luther King, Jr. My favorites are these:

“Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower

“For this is what America is all about. It is the uncrossed desert and the unclimbed ridge. It is the star that is not reached and the harvest sleeping in the unplowed ground. Is our world gone? We say “Farewell.” Is a new world coming? We welcome it –and we will bend it to the hopes of man.” — Lyndon B. Johnson

“We send thanks to all the Animal life in the world. They have many things to teach us as people. We are glad they are still here and we hope it will always be so.” — Excerpt from the Thanksgiving Address, Mohawk version

Despite the election of Barack Obama in November and the renewing spirit of America, I still feel like America is missing her original spark, her original charm. The good old homestead is fading into the background and I feel that I have a nostalgia for a country and a time that I never knew. Perhaps I lived a little too vicariously through Laura Ingalls Wilder’s book series Little House on the Prairie growing up.

But now, as this incredibly exciting, life-changing chapter in my life comes to an end it is, as most endings are, bittersweet. I did not, as most people do, fall in love with this city at first glance or in a matter of a few days. I was enthralled with it for the first few weeks and then after that my feelings vacillated between love and dislike. This is unusual for me because usually I fall in love with cities immediately. New York City? Check. Washington D.C.? Check. Savannah? New Orleans? Atlanta? Check. Check. Check. But Buenos Aires and I? We had to grow into our relationship and as my time narrows down to a close I realize all the things I love about this city and that I will miss dearly when I’m gone.

Maté. Parques. People playing guitars in the parks while drinking mate. San Telmo. Submarinos. Children. The inability of anyone to drive in a traffic lane. Palermo. Cuisine. Architecture. Girls playing hopskotch. Little girl outside the fruteria. Cafe culture. Mis amigos. Being surrounded by Castellano (Spanish). My host family. One word: medialunas. The kindness of people here. Public transit. Subte línea A. Colectivos (I´m joking, sort of). …This list could go on forever.

Also, as I have travelled around the country on weekends and during the last few weeks I have been able to see the larger picture of Argentine culture and life. From the pampas, to the Andes, to Tierra del Fuego, I have to admit that the rest of the country won over my heart before the city did. For me the phrase cannot simply be, ‘Mi Buenos Aires querido,’ but rather, ‘Mi Argentina querida.’ This country and its people will forever hold a very dear place in my heart, having been my home for five months. I do not know when I will be back, but I do know that it will be hard to stay away for long.

As I write this I’m not quite ready for this to be over. It’s difficult knowing that the next time I’m here the experience will be something completely different. I will not be 20 years old, meeting Argentines on a college campus, and have the sole responsibility of passing my classes. Hopefully I will still live life with arms wide open and be able to make new friends as easily as I do now, but we all know that experiencing something when you’re 20 is very different from the same experience when you’re 25 or 30. And I guess, as is always the case, time moves too fast and endings never happen when you’re ready for them. But here’s to goodbyes and the next chapter of my life with the many more exciting adventures it is sure to hold!

Other posts you might be interested in:

• November 8, 2008 -- Esperanzas Verdaderas
• July 29, 2008 -- Watch out for that…
• July 20, 2008 -- L’chaim!

I’m trying to be less high-maintenance, and I don’t even think of myself as much maintenance in the first place. I mean, I can go camping for three nights and subsequently go without a shower for that entire duration and not be bothered in the least. Sure, when all is said and done I want a shower just as much as the next person when it’s over, but I’m not one to complain about something like that. I do, however, complain about the lack of toilet paper in almost all bathrooms in South America (there is intentionally no toilet paper. It is not a matter of running out or not being able to adequately stock a bathroom, it just, plain and simple isn’t there.). But then, there are people like my sister (hi, Nettie!) who need a shower after driving from Birmingham to Atlanta before she will consider going out to eat. In fact, I distinctly remember my other sister. Sage, balking at her and telling her to take a “bird bath” if need be, but to get real.

But here’s the thing: Argentines don’t have the most “normal” hairstyles one has ever seen. In fact, you might say their entire definition fashion and sense of style has gone the way of the 80’s in North America and Europe. Picture neon skinny jeans, cut up tee-shirts with neon screen printed images, piercings, multi-colored hair, and specifically, hair that has been razored and cut from so many angles you aren’t really sure if it was intentional or just a really bad botch job. And then there’s the guys’ hairstyles which can almost always be summed up in one phrase: business in the front–party in the back. Whoever coined that phrase deserves a high-five because it’s so much fun to say. But it’s true, guys here have mohawks, they have fauxhawks, they have dreads, they have shaven heads with a pony tail of dreads coming out of the back of their head, they have rattails, they have one single dreaded rattail, they have multiple rattails starting from several different places on their head–are you getting the picture? It’s quite unsettling when you first see it. You’ll be walking down the street with your girlfriends completely checking out this gorgeous guy in a business suit and after he has passed and you turn around for one more glance and there it is: three lone dreads gathered up in a pony tail in the back despite the rest of his head being shaven or of a “traditional” style.

So you’re starting to understand my apprehension about getting my hair cut here. It was all I could do to get over the fear that I could very well walk out with a shoulder-length bob and various different lengths of hair all over my head. In fact, I think the only reason I was able to muster up the nerve is because Liz and I had been on one of our all-day lunches in Palermo and were looking for somewhere to get a pedicure. We were told about this place and as we walk in to inquire only the most beautiful of boys is standing on the other side of the door to answer our questions. No, they don’t offer pedicures, so we turn away to continue our search, but not before Liz–who had just gotten her haircut several days before–remarked, “You know, I can get my hair cut again,” and we let out little laughs as we walked away.

A couple weeks later I was in the same area, having just eaten at one of our favorite little Indian restaurants, Krishna, and decided that it was now or never because my hair was starting to look pretty shaggy. I walked back to the salon and went inside to find out how much risking the worst hair cut of my life was going to cost me. I think it was something like a very reasonable $40 Argentine pesos which is less than $15 USD. But what really sold me was the fact that possibly the most gorgeous guy in the world was going to cut my hair (and he was straight!) and his name was Juan Pablo (only the most common name here in Argentina) nonetheless. We chatted in a mix of Spanish and English and I insisted more than once that I wanted just “un poquitito” cut off and nothing crazy. Just snip, snip, and I’d be happy. After he shampooed my hair I sat in the chair with my stomach in a knot. As I watched him cut my hair he did many things differently from my stylist in Atlanta. Besides cutting my hair parted down the middle after I mentioned several times that I always wear my hair parted down the side he swore he wouldn’t make any difference, “Yeah, not the way people here wear their hair it wouldn’t!” I kept thinking. And then, and then, he took a razer to the front pieces of my hair and tapered them. I have curly hair, and word to all stylists out there: you do not let a razor come near curly hair! Period! Especially not to taper the front pieces of it! Razor = frizz. However, I let it go. Hair grows back, I reminded myself. A few minutes later the torture was over. Nothing was done how I’m used to it: I wasn’t pampered, the cut took all of 8 minutes, and I was left to walk out with a wet hair. What more did I expect for AR$40?

But I walked out of the salon happy that afternoon. My hair dried a lot curlier than normal and I have yet to straighten it since I got it cut, partially out of fear for seeing what it looks like straight and mostly out of laziness and not having the energy to fight the humidity that is Buenos Aires in the spring and summer. And now, less than a week before I have to leave this part of my life behind me, I have grown accustomed to the hairstyles here–even fond of them. Since I’m not sure I’ll ever have the nerve to dread my whole head and then shave all my hair off when I’m done with the phase, I have been toying with the idea of creating my own lone dread lock in the back on the underside of my hair as a tribute to how much this experience has changed me and cutting it off when I’m ready for the next part of my life to begin.

Other posts you might be interested in:

• March 19, 2009 -- Vos no sos muy fashion!
• December 21, 2008 -- Mi Buenos Aires querido
• November 8, 2008 -- Esperanzas Verdaderas

Having already established that Ethan was working down here as a writer and moved here for the sole reason that he wanted to experience something different, I had to ask why he chose Argentina. Ethan has picked up Spanish in the two years that he has spent living here, but did not speak a word of it when he first arrived. He shared humorous stories about things being lost in translation, we talked about the frustrations we have both experienced in everyday communications, and I poked fun at him for his rather large map which he pulled out to show me where a really cool bookstore was located in San Telmo. I, for one, refuse to be seen holding a guide book in my hands these days and try to be inconspicuous about whipping out my Guía T when taking unfamiliar bus routes, but Ethan announced that he has no problem whatsoever standing in the middle of the sidewalk, map noticeably held up in front of his face shaking it for exaggeration, and exclaiming, “Estoy perdido! Muy perdido! Ayudame, por favor!” He acted out this scene for my amusement as we’re sitting at the table and I laughed loud enough that I’m sure people on the sidewalk outside turned to see what was so amusing to the Americans. After numerous tangents we finally got back to the question at hand: “Why did you choose Argentina?” And so the story began.

Ethan provided me with a brief overview of the situation in Argentina after the 2001 collapse of the economy and what life was like at the time and is still like for many here in the city. Relating it to the current crisis that the United States is experiencing he raised the question to me of what the reaction is for Americans right now, most of who have never lived through any economic crisis and many who can’t comprehend what life was like during the Great Depression. I responded that majority of Americans were in a panic. I can’t open a news website now without finding at least one headline or article about how Americans are relearning the meaning of frugality, panicking about paying their mortgages, losing their homes, and so forth. The attitude of many has become solemn and fear-stricken. He then calls over our waiter and asks if he would mind answering a question for us. The waiter obliges. After an explaining what he were talking about Ethan proposes the question (in Spanish, so all translations or mis-translations are mine alone): “Do you think another financial crisis is likely to happen in the future?” The waiter nodded his head in response to Ethan continued, “Since you acknowledge that another financial crisis is imminent for Argentina, how do you live?”

The waiter doesn’t understand the question. Not because we didn’t ask it correctly, but because it doesn’t make sense to Argentineans. What do you mean how do we live? We live. Our waiter continued to explain that his son doesn’t currently have a job and he isn’t sure how he can afford to support him, only that he can’t afford it. Times are tough, the economy still hasn’t gotten back to where it was pre-2001 collapse and now it’s starting to get worse again. After the waiter tells us a little bit more about his life he walks off to help someone else. Ethan turns to me and says, “Did you understand that?” and I tell him I did but I’m confused about where he’s going with this. He looks me straight in the eye and says, “I went back to the States for a few weeks about a month ago and I swear my blood pressure is still up from that short time. People are always in despair, in a panic about something and the government doesn’t help. Here, times are tougher and people work longer hours for less pay but you know what? At the end of the day, as long as they have their family and can afford to have a beer, life is good. They have hope.”

And it struck me how true this was. Argentines, and porteños in general, are a pretty laid back bunch. If nothing else, their cafe culture shows this. They have a tea time of sorts here called ‘merienda’ and it’s not at all unusual for every table in rather large cafes to be pull of friends and families drinking coffee, sharing medialunas or other alfajores, and simply enjoying each others company. On the weekends many are sitting outside of parillas with a 770ml of beer sitting in the middle of the table laughing and talking. And on any given weekday at any hour you will always find a fairly large number of people sitting in the parks and plazas with friends sharing maté, enjoying live music on the weekends, playing a guitar and singing, or taking a nap while soaking up the sun, and on the weekends this is even more so. You are pressed to find a spot to sit down on beautiful days because it seems the entire city is outside. I now realize that this probably has to do with a more socialist culture where its all for one and one for all and I think Americans would be the better of for it if they learned to lean on each other a little more and realize that life isn’t about working your life away to buy things you don’t need. It’s about realizing the blessing of having friends and family around you, taking care of each other, and letting everything else fall where it may.

Other posts you might be interested in:

• December 21, 2008 -- Mi Buenos Aires querido
• July 29, 2008 -- Watch out for that…
• March 19, 2009 -- Vos no sos muy fashion!

One aspect of Buenos Aires that I most definitely will not miss is seeing signs everywhere that read: ¡No guardá las monedas! Or: ¡Colaboré con las monedas! And lastly: “No hay monedas!” These signs are everywhere. You go to the panadería across the street from your house and you will be asked for exact change. If you do not have exact change you more times than not will not be allowed to leave with food. But isn’t it better for the business to make the transaction and have a little bit of money in their pocket as opposed to turning you away, you ask? Apparently not in Argentina. Or when that is the case, for example, when you attempt to purchase a liter bottle of water and an boxed apple juice before class and your total comes to six pesos and fifty centavos you will, of course, be asked to supply the fifty centavos. Assuming that you don’t understand him, the attendent will commence to hold up monedas even after insisting that he has none to give you. And apparently if you still don’t have monedas to supply, well, lucky you, you just don’t get any change. So if you really want your purchase? You better cough up those monedas or forfeit fifty centavos, that is actually rightfully yours. When the aforementioned situation happens to you, you will be amazed at your ability to immediately commence arguing–pretty well, I might add–with the attendant in a language you’re still learning to grasp. When this yields no results and you’re more frustrated than one probably should be over less than twenty American cents you settle for a good curse in English since you know nothing insulting enough in Spanish and walk out the door with your overpaid-for purchase.

Photograph taken by Mateo.photo.

(I also remember reading somewhere once–I think it was in Eat, Pray, Love–that Americans are very reserved and cautious when it comes to anger and other emotions, because if you were really mad, you wouldn’t curse someone out in a language that isn’t your native one because it requires you to think about it. I never thought about this too much, but I think it means that I’m either reserved with my anger–or my Spanish is significantly improving. I think I’ll go with the former.)

Back to the topic at hand, Argentines like their monedas (coins) more than anything, and the only way you will ever be lucky enough to get monedas is the off-chance that you go to a restaurant where the menu isn’t priced in whole dollar amounts (good luck), you manage to scrounge up enough after purchasing subte rides (which, if not purchased in increments of 10 must also be paid with monedas), or you ride the bus 9 times in one day and happen to save all 9 of the ten cent centavos you receive in exchange for the one peso moneda you put in the machine. Or you’re lucky enough to get to the bank at some point during their five hours of daily operation between 10 in the morning or 3 in the afternoon, as if you don’t have classes or a job or an internship to be at during the aforementioned hours. Technically they don’t close until 3:30 but, because they can, and because the building is usually packed full at this time, they will often lock their doors beforehand. Oh, and you’re only allowed five peso monedas per day.

Of course you can go to different banks and get five monedas from each, but unless you’re there as soon as the doors open, you’ll have to wait in line for a guaranteed at least 30 minutes. In fact, the other afternoon I was so desperate that I spent a good 45 minutes in line just to receive five monedas. The exchange would be roughly $1.67 USD. Let me repeat that: 45 minutes in line to receive $1.67 USD. That is what my time has become worth in Argentina, apparently. Except, wait, I didn’t actually even make any money! I only exchanged what I already had!

Since having monedas is the only way you are able to get on the bus, and given that I take the bus at least twice a day, but usually four to six times a day, you may be starting to understand my frustration. Coins aren’t prevalent like they are in the States, where if you drop a penny on the ground and don’t feel like picking it up–well, hey, it’s just a penny, right? No, here, you better bet that if you drop a moneda on the ground some grubby little hands will snatch it up before you’ve even noticed it fell out of your hand!

Then there will be times when you’re supposed to be meeting your friends at a bar for some celebration or another and it’s easily one o’clock in the morning. Realizing that you only have fifty centavos in your coin purse begins to put a serious damper on your plans. Feeling hopeless, but not willing to spend $15-20 pesos on a cab, you go into the maxikiosco next to your apartment and beg for monedas. You plead to no avail, until finally the woman behind the counter tells you that she’ll give you a moneda in exchange for that two peso bill. Wait, “¿Cómo?” Yes, the woman did indeed just tell you that in order to receive a one peso moneda you will have to pay her twice what it is worth.

I’ve since decided, that simply having “study abroad” on my resume will no longer suffice. No, I think I will be well justified in writing, underneath the ‘skills’ section, “Extremely proficient in negotiating near-impossible business exchanges in Spanish,” even though negotiating doesn’t necessarily mean you get the best deal. Hey, at least you got that moneda!

Side note: Argentines also like small bills (ie: $5 versus $50) and you can read a comical discussion of this finicky monetary observation between me and my best friend, Carleson, here. If you are interested in learning more about the shortage of monedas in Argentina a quick Google search turns up numberous amusing (albeit, I´m sure, true) theories including but not limited to: the mafia hoards them and then sells them on the blackmarket, the bus system takes them and sells them on the black market, and lastly, that the Chinese immigrants send them to China where they are broken down into scrap metal and sold at a higher cost.

Other posts you might be interested in:

• March 19, 2009 -- Vos no sos muy fashion!
• December 21, 2008 -- Mi Buenos Aires querido
• December 17, 2008 -- On Culture Shock

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Emily: [Argentines] can all go to hell over those monedas. It stresses me out every day. Jesus.
Carleson: Hahaha. You´ve seen how they love small bills. We want big ones, eh? But they don´t. You try to pay and they request small bills. Shit. What comes out of the ATMs? LARGE bills. Repeat after me. LARGE. To feel as if we have [money].
Emily: HAHAHAHAHA! COME LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG SQUISH!
Carleson: ))))))
Emily: Hahaha. And they expect you to go wait in line for an HOUR, che, to get some small bills and monedas… and then they only give you FIVE fucking monedas!
Carleson: The bus!
Emily: Do you know how long that lasts me?! A DAY. Before i have to go back and do the same thing again!
Carleson:You´re fucked if you don´t have coins. And nobody wants to give them to you. They save them as if they were pure gold.
Emily: Hahaha. Exactly! I´m quoting you in my blog. Cough.
Carleson: I wonder why they don´t throw some of the bills in the trash and then make more coins.
Emily: I´m telling the Internet what you said )
Carleson: So that people are calm, eh? Coolio. But the funnier one the first one.

Other posts you might be interested in:

• March 19, 2009 -- Vos no sos muy fashion!
• December 21, 2008 -- Mi Buenos Aires querido
• December 17, 2008 -- On Culture Shock

I think I would feel safe saying the vast majority of people line dry their clothes and dryers are only for the upper-class elite, hotels, and laundromats. Sage, I will include this tidbit here for you since it falls along the same category: every home you walk into here uses CFLs (to the uninitiated, compact florescent lamps–Google it!). I like to think this outweighs the fact that recycling has yet to catch on in a big way here even though there are people who are called cartoneras who go through all the trash that’s put on the street for collection and separate out the paper because they can get money for it. Basically the equivalent of people in the States who push around grocery carts collecting glass bottles and aluminum cans (and if this is a horrible stereotype, forgive me) except they aren’t homeless and most are your run-of-the-mill, middle-class citizens trying to earn some extra cash flow.

I also like to think that the reason why you don’t see produce labeled as being ‘organic’ is because it all is organic and I’m probably more right about that than I think I am. In fact, as many of you know, in the States I drink only soy or rice milk and substitute gelato or sorbet for ice cream and can’t eat processed cheese because I’ve developed lactose intolerance? That was something that I was incredibly nervous about coming down here because I had no idea how my body was going to react. Especially after finding out that vegetarians are few and far between here I figured I was going to have a real difficult time. As it turns out, soy and/or rice milk are impossible to find and you’ll be lucky if people even know what you’re talking about when you inquire about it, but I have drank cafe con leche (coffee with milk) almost every single day since I have been here, I have eaten ice cream, and I have put milk in my scrambled eggs for breakfast and I have yet to have even the smallest stomach pain from it. If that doesn’t make you question what kinds of additives, hormones, and preservatives must be in our dairy products in the States then I don’t know what will.

I started this post wanting to talk mostly about the speed of life here in Buenos Aires but obviously I’ve deviated from that. There is a slow food movement that is starting to pick up in the United States, but it’s catching on… well, slowly. Even if you don’t ditch the coffee maker for a French press or sell your dryer for a line (though the Earth would appreciate it if you did), I highly recommend trying to slow your life down some. It’s so refreshing to come somewhere where time is not of the essence and showing up on time for a party or a meeting with friends is considered rude. Americans are always rushing to get somewhere or get something accomplished when, really, does it even matter? The world keeps turning…

“To live is so startling that it leaves little time for anything else.” — Emily Dickenson

Other posts you might be interested in:

• March 26, 2009 -- Today I am grateful for…
• July 26, 2008 -- ¡Bienvenido a Buenos Aires!
• July 20, 2008 -- L’chaim!

But loose tiles isn’t all you have to worry about when you’re walking down the street. No, you also have to watch out for all the piles (piles of what, you ask?). Well, I can’t decide if it’s from the lack of decency of pet owners here or from all the stray dogs in the city, but I often find myself missing beautiful architecture and other sights because I’m too busy staring at the ground in front of me to make sure I don’t walk through something stinky. It’s more prevalent by the many parks and plazas, but it’s still ubiquitous enough that you always want to scan the ground a few paces in front of you to avoid any mishaps. Does this remind you of Phoebe’s song, “Smelly Cat,” from Friends? I couldn’t help but sing a few lines as I wrote that last paragraph. If I was the only one you can excuse the pop culture reference.

Then there’s the wide variety of architecture you can see from the doors here. I can’t wait for the weather to warm up so the lighting will warm up a little as well and I can take my D70 out and do a photo montage of the doors leading into condos, apartments, and homes here. They are almost always 12-15 ft. and probably even 18 ft. near the center. My words won’t even begin to do justice here so I promise photos as soon as the weather and lighting warms up a little!

Other posts you might be interested in:

• December 21, 2008 -- Mi Buenos Aires querido
• November 8, 2008 -- Esperanzas Verdaderas
• March 19, 2009 -- Vos no sos muy fashion!

The transition from life in the States to life here in BsAs has been as easy as it has been difficult. Foremost, obviously the language barrier is the most frustrating aspect. It’s hard to put into words how it feels to want to say something to someone and not be able to find words. Or not even just not be able to find the words, but to not even know the words to express a sentiment. I’m surprised by how many people know at least a little bit of English. Most–generally not well enough to speak it, but they are able to pepper their speech with words if you don’t know the Spanish equivalent. I have met a handful who have studied or are studying English in university though and that’s an incredible relief when you’re trying to get a cellphone with prepaid service. Sometimes when people see you struggling with Spanish they’ll automatically switch to English and we have to ask them to continue in Spanish as that’s why we’re here!

We take colectivos (buses) everywhere here and sometimes the subte (subway). I’ve only taken the subte once because I’m more at ease with the colectivos since I can actually see where I’m going. The second day we were here we had a class where we had to learn how to use the Guía “T,” which is basically a little book with pages of maps of all the different barrios (neighborhoods) and the facing page has a table with coordinates to the maps and which colectivos run through that specific area. I was so overwhelmed at first, but once you realize that you have to take a minimum of two buses a day (often more depending on where all you want to go) you pick it up quickly. Aislinn (prounounced similar to Ashley, a girl on the program with me who lives in my building) and I got incredibly lost the second day we were here because they made us find our own way home using the Guía “T.” The following day I got on the right bus but going the wrong direction and ended up at the bus station, but a really nice guy helped me out and then walked me all the way to the gate of my building to make sure I got in okay.

To get on the bus you have to put a one peso moneda (coin) into a machine and it issues you a ticket. However, the thing about these monedas is that they’re somewhat rare. As in, people don’t really deal with change here as you would in the States. Everything has whole pesos prices and the (21%!) tax is already factored into the price on the menu so all you have to add is the 10% tip which is probably almost always given in biletas (bills). Therefore, these monedas are hard to get your hands on and cashiers are reluctant to give you any monedas if you ask for a few in your change. The catch is that to get on the bus you have to have monedas–one peso, the equivalent of about $0.34 US. The bus driver does not have change and will often want to see your moneda before you put it in the machine to get your ticket. The other day I needed monedas for the bus so I went into a little convenience store and asked as politely as I know how for 2 pesos in monedas in exchange for my 2 peso bileta. The man hesitated, explained to me the rarity of monedas and then insisted on me purchasing something in order to get a moneda. Irritated, I looked around at the candy and gum in front of me and not seeing anything for less than $2 A I let out a loud sigh. After about 30 seconds of frantically looking around me he pointed to a basket of chocolate bonbons for $1 A and made me purchase it in order to receive the one peso I needed for the bus. I was so irrate by the end of this encounter, convinced that Argentineans hate Americans (and they do hate Bush), and angry that I didn’t know enough Spanish to say something to him that I just wanted to throw the bonbon in his face. Of course, I have manners so I didn’t do that, but I sure wanted to.

There’s also the problem of traveler’s cheques. No one will cash them. You go to a bank, they’ll tell you that you must be a member. If they don’t tell you that, they’ll tell you that they only place you will get it cashed is at American Express. In my case, this meant finding out where an American Express was located, getting some form of a location (the man was only able to tell me that it was “near” Plaza San Martin, but that if I took a bus there and asked, anyone could tell me where it is), asking at least 4 people before someone was able to even give me a general direction, and then asking a few more people until I finally arrived. In summary, I don’t recommend getting traveler’s cheques. Sure, they’re more secure than cash, but they’re almost so secure that even you can’t cash them and that sort of defeats the purpose, doesn’t it? They may be easier in places like the States and Europe (and possibly Canada), but if you’re making any trips to a place even remotely less developed, I promise, you’ll be fine taking cash, a credit, and debit card. Speaking of cards, not many people take those either and American Express is more widely accepted than Visa or Mastercard, and those two more than Discover. I’ve also learned than Citibank has ATMs pretty much all over the world, so if you want to save yourself withdrawel fees, that’s the way to go. Even when a store has a sign that says they take Visa or any other card, you will have people tell you, on more than one occasion, that that sign? It only applies to Argentine cards. I haven’t yet decided if that means it must be from a national bank, or if it’s a minor form of discrimination against Americans, as everyone hates Bush here.

Lastly, I don’t have many pictures yet because I’ve been too busy soaking all this in myself, but I promise to have tons soon. The architecture here is probably the most gorgeous I have ever seen and it gives this city a very quaint, old-world charm despite the fact that the areas we’ve been spending most of our time in for orientation–Recoleta and Retiro–are very much 21st century.

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• August 4, 2008 -- Passage of Time
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